Dear Northwestern University Students,
Let me start by saying, Bravo on stealing the gnome. But, why, oh why, did you just dump him in the trash? What was wrong with a one-way ticket to Antartica? However, 10 days without the gnome was a great start and I hope this encourages a nation of would-be “gnomenappers” to take action and rid the world of the gnome forever.
Sincerely,
K
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