Dear Advertiser,

Just a Little Friendly Advice

Straight from the Sitcoms January 24, 2008

Filed under: Love, KR,Print — K @ 11:28 pm
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Dear Bulevard Rosa,


[via Ads of the World]

My first and only thought is…



Kindest Sir or Madam January 23, 2008

Filed under: Keep It Up,Print — K @ 3:44 pm
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Dear Ooops Spamfilter,

I adore your new print ads for a couple of reasons. First of all, this is a situation (receiving absurd spam) that pretty much everyone can relate to, and the matter-of-fact reply emails really add to the ludicrous nature of the spam. Second, I love copy heavy ads. I am constantly lamenting the small number of them these days. Your ads are intelligent and clever, and I commend you. Now all you need to do is roll out a few replying to that guy who is going to help me refinance my mortgage (at no cost to me!) and that fella who is going to give me a great deal on “viagra.”




All That Glitters… December 12, 2007


Dear Emporio Armani,

The new ad with David Beckham is HOT!!

However, the blogosphere has errupted with discussons not just about David’s fabulous figure, but that his world famous “Goldenballs” might be a teeny tiny bit exaggerated in the advertisement.

Okay, with a nickname like GoldenBalls, why don’t you keep everything black and white in the advertisement, except for some metallic gold briefs.

I mean, that is what I am everyone is looking at anyway. Might as well let the star(s) shine.