Dear Advertiser,

Just a Little Friendly Advice

Found You! October 17, 2007

Dear AT&T,

So…your mobile broadband card works in a pond. I think people are much more concerned about whether or not it works on a bench in an urban park or a coffee shop (which I’ve heard isn’t very well). When I’m torso deep in a pond, broadband internet is not on my mind.

Love,

KR

PS – Cingular was a much better name and I miss it terribly.
PPS – You inspired this blog…so, thanks.
PPPS – I’ll only forgive you if there are more commercials with the “IDK my BFF Rose” grandma – everyone loves her.